Well, it’s over! I got back last week from Nova Scotia with a huge smile on my face. The race was everything I thought it would be and more. In this blog post I am going to give a short overview of my experience from the event.
Frank, Steph, Spencer, and I began our road trip from my house on the Thursday before the race. We picked up the rental van from Avis, and drove up to Augusta, Maine. The next day we drove up to Halifax to pick up Joe from the airport. We somehow managed to fit 5 unicycles and 5 people into the van and drove the rest of the way to Annapolis Royal where we went to our accomodation at Winchester Cottages.
When we woke up, we spent the entire day in Annapolis Royal. There were signs up everywhere pertaining to RTL, some that read “Save a unicyclist, ride a lobster”. We unicycled to the fire hall where Kris Holm and a unicycle show team from Germany and Austria were giving a demonstration to the town. After the demo, we spent most of the day just lying out in the sun talking to Kris Holm, the demo team (Janina, David, and Lutz), and various other riders. This was the first time I had ever met Kris, and he is a really down to earth person, so I was able to talk with him about some of his products and adventures. We all (team goonies) didn’t realize how long we were out in the sun, and when we got back to our cottage we realized how sunburned we got. Check out the sweet sunburn picture!

Later that night, Tue and Richard from the Lost Wheelers stopped by and we had a bonfire out in front of our cottage. As you would expect, Nova Scotia was pretty chilly at night, so the fire was great. During the bonfire, Tue was nice enough to true Frank’s 36″ wheel that he recently laced together (very last minute). We made jokes that Frank’s wheel was Tue (too) True now.
The next day we drove to Yarmouth and had a free Lobster lunch and we were able to meet Florian Schlumpf - the maker of the geared unicycle hub that all riders of my team were using for the race. His hub really has transformed distance unicycling and brought it up to the next level, and it was great meeting him. He actually brought a cut out version of the hub and we were able to see the detailed bits that made up the hub.

Fast forward to the Monday of the race. I volunteered to start the day off for the Goonies and kept up in the front of the pack for a while before several other riders passed me. I rode the first 24km to the second checkpoint where I believe we were in 8th place, I handed the GPS batton off to Joe and took a rest in the van. The first 24km was really fun and in some places school children lined the roads and cheered the riders on. Almost everyone came out of their houses to watch the riders go by and by the time I had finished my run I had a huge smile on my face. We were doing quite strong throughout the first day, and actually got back up to 7th or 8th place after the Sissiboo road section. We dropped our position more and more throughout the rest of the day, and we were pacing Yellow Line Fever at the Bear Mountain Road section of the first day. I did the climb coming out of Bear Mtn and the descent, after descending my right knee started to hurt. This really worried me because this was the same knee that I had get injured a month and a half before the event and halted my training. Either way, we continued on throughout the day and I didn’t really ride much more that day except attempting to ride the ridge of Parker Mountain for a bit. I was in a lot of pain though, and had to sit out the rest of the day, which caused Spencer and Joe to do longer stretches. We ended up finishing the day in 14th place (after getting passed by two more teams on the last 20km that Joe had to do all himself). I iced my knee the rest of the night and hoped it would feel better the next morning.

Sadly, my knee did not do any better the next day. I told Joe and Spencer that we should just concentrate on finishing since I would probably be useless today and maybe the rest of the race! I popped some Ibuprofin and sat in the van for the first 2-3 hours. Then it started to rain, a very cold rain actually. I don’t know if it was the rian or the Ibuprofin, or a combination of both, but my knee started to feel better so I gave riding a shot. I told Steph to check in on me every 1-2 miles in case my knee gave out, but I kept on giving her thumbs up as I rode by. Before I knew it I had done 16 miles at a very fast pace! We got to a checkpoint at a pretty low position (27 or something) since our original strategy was just to complete the day with two riders. However, with my knee feeling better due to the Ibuprofin and cold rain, we changed our strategy and tried to concentrate on finishing strong. This made Tuesday the most fun day of the entire race because we saw teams that we didn’t see on the first day and ended up passing a lot more teams than Monday. Passing a team always gives you a boost of energy, and seeing your team mate pass a team does the same thing. We cheered each other on as we passed 2Y2D, Unicycle dot com, and Team Flirt. There was one memorable stretch of road where we saw North American Youth and Unicycle Max ahead of Spencer, and then right at the transfer point we saw Spencer turn the corner before both of the teams. We yelled “WE GOT THIS!” and I took off and grabbed the GPS batton from him and continued on. Towards the end of the day, there were two teams ahead of us. I forget the first team, but the second was West Coast Cokers. We had about 18km to go and I stepped up to do the last stretch of the day to make up for not riding as much earlier, and because I was the fastest on flats and downhills on the Goonies. After 5km I passed the first team ahead of us, and after 10km I started seeing West Coast Cokers ahead of us. I kept on riding and eventually got really close to John Bain from the WCC during the last 2km. The Goonies support van knew I was a little ways behind West Coast Cokers, but they drove to the finish line to wait for me before the last 4km. I ended up passing John on the last hill before the turn off for the finish line, and when I turned the corner I saw Steph, Joe, and Spencer jump with joy as they were expecting West Coast Cokers to arrive first. Steph said she has never been that excited at any sporting event ever, and that “that was the coolest thing you have ever done James”. She said that she was worried she was being too competitive, and then another rider reminded her that it was afterall a race. Tuesday was by far the best day of the race just because we were being competitive in a fun kind of way and were in great spirits at the end of the day. I went from being kind of depressed about not being able to ride, to being excited that we finished as strong as we did after falling behind really far. We celebrated by having a feast with all the other riders.

The next morning I iced my knee and took some more Ibuprofin (which soon became my daily regimen). Wednesday was the easy day because we only had a 21km Time Trial and a 5km Criterium. My knee was still kind of sore at the beginning of the time trial, but I rode through it and didn’t think about it too much. Riders were started in 30 second time intervals, and they started it by having riders from the slower teams ride first. I think that I started as the 18th rider. The beginning was very hectic because I hadn’t warmed up and my knee was still in some pain, combine that with the fact that whoever was directing traffic at the first intersection was doing a horrible job. They flagged a car to proceed and the car cut me off! It was in between me and a rider who took off before me, I had to slow down on a downhill to avoid slamming into the car. At one point I had to ride on the gravel to pass the car and the rider in front of me. Soon after that, that same car who cut me off passed me and went in between me and the next rider in front of me and soon slammed on their breaks when the rider reached an uphill. The first 5km were very hard for me because I had to deal with this kind of traffic. It makes sense to have the slower riders ahead, but combine that with faster riders trying to pass and cars trying to pass everyone dangerously and it was very scary. Whoever was directing traffic really should not have let the two cars ahead of me when I was 50 feet away. Anyway, I ended up being the second person to cross the finish line that day (after starting 18th), and was pretty happy with how I did (minus slowing down for one steep hill, and getting driven off the road a few times). It started to pour during my ride and when I finished I huddled under the officials tent and tried to stay warm.
It turned out that I finished 20th in the Time Trial out of the 105 riders, and I was alright with that. I think that I could have done a little better if I wasn’t driven off the road and my knee wasn’t hurting, but still no where near as well as the top finishers placed. Chuck destroyed everyone with his KH/Schlumpf 36 and Corbin came in a minute or so after him on his geared 36. Chuck and Corbin are very strong riders, and it started becoming clear that geared 36ers really were the best machines for Ride The Lobster. The German Team who was in the lead for the first two stages (and ended up winning) were all using geared 36ers. Ken Looi placed very high and did exceptionally well on his ungeared 36. I believe he got 3rd place on the Time Trial and Tony Melton from the same NZ team placed 2 seconds after him at 4th.
Anyway, since I had finished in the top third of riders, I was able to compete in the final heat of the Criterium later that night. The Criterium was staged on a 800m block that had 4 sharp turns. 35 riders would ride in each heat and combine unicyclist and sharp turns in a pack and you are sure to get some falls. A few riders went down in the first heats, but nothing too bad, I was still kind of nervous about riding before going into the event. During my heat, I had a slow start due to Tony having a UPD in the beginning, but soon took off. I started going faster and faster on each lap when I became more confident in my riding and eventually on the last 3 laps I did what I thought was impossible and passed Ken. I know having a geared 29 helped contribute to my speed in this event, but passing Ken was like dividing by zero to me. On the last 2-3 laps I was pacing Corbin on his geared 36. There was one stretch that he always passed me on, and then a few where I would pass him. On the final stretch I was ahead by about a second and finished in 4th place right behind Tony, Vincent, and Chuck (who once again killed everyone in the event). The criterium ended up not being as scary as I thought it would be, and was one of the highlights of the race for me. I really didn’t know I could go that fast, and it was quite a boost to finish as well as I did coming in at 4th place out of 105 riders! If you look at the results, you see that geared unicycles dominated the event. The top 5 finishers were…1) geared 36 (chuck), 2) geared 29 (vincent) 3) geared 29 (tony) 4) geared 29 (me) 5) geared 36 (corbin). It seems that the geared 29 was an excellent choice for the Criterium.
The next day I did the daily routine of icing my knee and popping some Ibuprofin. I believe after the Time trial and Criterium we moved up a position from our 18th spot that we were in on Tuesday. We knew that we could finish higher and wanted to make up for our poor time on Tuesday, so we all were concentrating on finishing well. Team Venture and Team Venus were both ahead of us by 22 minutes before Thursday since we dropped so much on Tues. We had a fun rivalry with Team Venture since we were friends with Claude and Frank. Frank came up to us and said to Steph “I’ll see you later” and then looked at me and said “but I won’t see you because I don’t have eyes in the back of my head!” Haha. We got him back at one of the checkpoints where we were a good 5-10 minutes ahead of their team and I saw Joe take off from the checkpoint and so I said to Frank “did your rider just leave?” and Frank responded with “no he hasn’t come yet.” and I said “oh wait…that was us!” and kind of rubbed it in his face in a friendly way as we both laughed. We were pacing Yellow Line Fever most of the day and saw a lot of Beau, Nathan, and Kris Holm who was riding with them for fun. We took a video of Joe pacing Kris Holm on a downhill with us saying “GOONIES ARE THE BEST”. Obviously Kris is not a road unicyclist, and Joe had the advantage with the geared hub, but it is still kind of cool passing the world famous unicyclist. We really were neck and neck with Yellow Line for most of the day so we all chatted in between at the checkpoints. Once again, as with Tuesday, I did the last long stretch of the ride (13-15 miles or so I think) with the hopes of passing Yellow Line who had taken a short lead. Beau and I were neck and neck for a while and he would pass me briefly on uphills and I would get him on the downhills and flats. I ended up passing him and I eventually started to see the Centurions far far off in the distance. I figured that I had no chance of catching up to them, but I rode as fast as I could anyway. Then, the highlight of any athletic event I have ever competed in happened. I saw someone from the Centurions up ahead as I was going down a hill before crossing a bridge and the finish line right after. I went as fast as I could down the hill at 20mph or so and passed the rider on the bridge 100 feet away from the finish line. I almost fell twice on the bridge because I was spinning as fast as I could trying to pass the Centurions, but in the end I passed the finish line and finished a few seconds before the Centurions. Needless to say I was exhausted after riding almost 15 miles as fast as I could and as soon as I crossed the finish line I threw my unicycle down and lay down on the street to catch my breath. It was an amazing feeling being completely exhausted and passing a team at the last possible second. We ended up finishing in 12th place that day a few minutes behind Manly Legs and Atlas. One last highlight of Thursday that I forgot to mention was the descent of the steepest hill right before the checkpoint. I reached my max speed on this downhill, I am not sure what that speed was since I do not have a cycle computer anymore, but I was spinning out of control on my guni and I remember having to put all my force into the cycle to slow down before the sharp U-turn I had to make at the bottom to turn into the checkpoint. I really need to get a brake set up on my guni!

After doing so well on Thursday, we moved up 2 positions and were at 15th. On Friday, we were once again in good spirits and were in the competitive mode to try to finish the race as strong as we could. We were hoping to at least finish one day in the top 10. We knew that we wouldn’t be able to beat Yellow Line today because Beau was armed with a newly built up geared 36, but we still thought we could finish strong. Spencer rode extremely fast on Friday because I think like most of the riders he was itching to finish really strong. Joe also did exceptionally well and was Team Goonies hill climber. He climbed the two steep long sections of road on Friday, and we usually switched to me at the top so I could speed on down the downhills. There was one point where I rode from the top of the first steep hill, all the way to the shuttle checkpoint. Most of it was downhill at an extremely fast pace and I didn’t even realize that I had done a long 18 mile stretch. I did another long downhill stretch after Joe climbed Kelly’s Mountain. This downhill was very long, fast, and scary. Cars went zooming by since it was a busy highway and we had to ride on the shoulder. I was spinning as fast as I could keeping a very fast pace. Then out of the blue, David Stone from the Centurions passed me near the bottom of the long descent, so I had to pick up my pace a little bit. We realized that if someone was in front of you, you usually ride faster, so I started pacing the Centurions and passed them after a mile. I ended up riding from the top of Kelly’s mountain for a very long time (12-15 miles?) and passed the GPS baton off to Spencer who did the last stretch. Spencer kept up the pace and zoomed down the hill to the finish line where we all celebrated. We found out that we finished in 10th place, and were all excited at how well we did. I think we started realizing each others skill areas more and more. I was a beast on the flats and downhills, Spencer was fast on gravel, really steep downhills, and rolling terrain, and Joe was our hill climber. I think I did about half the distance on Friday because I was feeling great and there were a lot of long downhill stretches.
We finished at 15th place overall (out of 35 teams), which is great considering there were times that we were concerned about just finishing each day when my knee blew out. The heroes of the race were Steph for putting up with the dirty van and driving us around and keeping everyone’s spirits up and Ibuprofin for getting the inflammation down in my knee and allowing me to race.

Friday night we celebrated with Tony, Ken, and Will from Team New Zealand and Sam Wakeling from Team Smile. We went downtown to a nice restaraunt and had a great time laughing at each other’s accents (American, British, NZ). Saturday we drove out to a beach, or I guess I should say “beach” with Frank, Chuck, and Sam and Joe, Sam, and Chuck were crazy enough to jump into the ocean. I was cold standing outside in my sweatshirt, so I didn’t jump in, and Frank was busy using his shiny helmet to shave on the beach. We had a blast hitting the rocks from the beach with driftwood and hanging out relaxing knowing that we didn’t have to ride 200km days anymore!

Ride the Lobster was one of the best trips I have been a part of, and it really has inspired me to work more on my speed and endurance. After trying out Chuck’s geared 36, I now know that I am going to switch my geared hub into a 36er. It was a great learning experience and I met a lot of great people who I will hopefully still maintain contact with. We seemed to mostly hang out with Team Smile , Team NZ, Lost Wheelers, and Team Venture, but there were also tons (or HEAPS as kiwis would say) of other unicyclists that I made friends with throughout the race. Thanks to all the organizers for making this event possible, and I hope there will be a second Ride The Lobster a few years down the line!
For more photos visit these links:
Spencer’s Photos
Joe’s Photos
Steph’s Photos
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